Unflu

It can’t be the flu. I’ve had a shot. So what do I call the past 36 hours of aching joints, fever and chills, nausea, and dizziness? I haven’t felt this bad since the Clinton administration. My bosses at the paper where I worked sent me home one day around this time of year. I went to sleep and woke up several hours later with the radio broadcasting the president’s confession of his affair with Monica Lewinsky. I thought  I was hallucinating because of the fever and went back to sleep. Before that, it was my bout with mono. I’ll spare everyone further details and return to better topics in the near future.

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