Needed a Laugh

Circumstances led to more woes than wins today. I’ve posted a few “oops” headlines before, but these are better. Thanks, Flora, for making my day brighter!

  • Man kills self before shooting wife and daughter.
  • Something went wrong in jet crash, expert says.
  • Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers.
  • Panda mating fails; veterinarian takes over.
  • Miners refuse to work after death.
  • Juvenile Court to try shooting defendant.
  • War dims hopes for peace.
  • Cold wave linked to temperatures.
  • Red tape holds up new bridges. (I liked the comment on this one: Something better than duct tape?)
  • Kids make nutritious snacks.
  • Local high school dropouts cut in half.
  • Hospitals are sued by 7 foot doctors.
  • Typhoon rips through cemetery; hundreds dead.

Promise something more substantive tomorrow.

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